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    Tutorial Tuesday : August 03 2021

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 06:00 AM PDT

    Tuesday has rolled round again so welcome to another Tutorial Tuesday.

    As always all questions are welcome, from new players to old. Please sort by new so everybody's question gets a shot at being answered.

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    I'd like to propose this scenario for one of the successful Romance / Seduction Scheme outcomes with family members

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 03:31 AM PDT

    A landed concubine???

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 04:02 AM PDT

    The strangest campaign I've ever played. Please come and laugh at my pain.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 06:03 PM PDT

    My most recent CK2 campaign was so absurd that I need to write it down to help myself cope with it.

    I started as a random Byzantine count, 867. About 40 years later, things are going well. I've got a solid demense, great player character, dominating the election to be the next Basileus. What could go wrong.

    An Armenian liberation war breaks out, and the AI on my side absolutely shits the bed. I'm captured in battle despite wounding the leader of the revolt in a battlefield duel. He refuses to ransom me until he wins the war. Then his first act as King of Armenia is to cut my fucking dick off.

    Not ideal, but I've got a really, really solid heir - my only son. No other dynastic heir. I must protect him at all costs.

    A heretic uprising breaks out in my capital, and it's huge. I can't do anything and so I wait for the main Byzantine army to arrive. And it arrives too late. My son is killed by the rabble as they sack my capital. I forgot that could even happen.

    I'm now about 40, no heir, and no dick. My chaste wife won't even cheat on me so I can pass off the kid as mine.

    Out of desperation, I join Lucifer's Own so that I rank up and re-grow my dick. I finally get to the necessary rank for the spell. I'll have enough dark power to cast in about a month.

    Unless I randomly get fucking rabies and die. Which I do. As I pass from this world, frothing at the mouth, my last thought is that I just wanted my fucking dick back.

    Edit: Forgot to mention that I went through great lengths to get my wife murdered, because I figured that I could remarry someone young and lustful and thus get a kid I could pass as mine. Little did I know that eunuchs literally can't marry no matter what. My bad, wife.

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    Dev Diary #67 - A View to a Map ��️

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 05:39 AM PDT

    Blessed.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 09:52 PM PDT

    Day 111 of posting a Celtic/Brythonic themed meme everyday until flavour pack.

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 08:04 AM PDT

    THIS IS WHAT THE HOLY-ROMAN-EMPIRE REALLY SHOULD LOOK LIKE IN VASSAL VIEW!

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 07:04 AM PDT

    Day 110 of posting a Celtic/Brythonic themed meme everyday until flavour pack.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:46 PM PDT

    I think I'm doin' it right.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 05:16 PM PDT

    My First Unification of Ireland!

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 08:17 PM PDT

    My daughter and ally surrendered to some peasants without even asking for help. Hope this is fixed soon.

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 07:16 AM PDT

    [Update]To all of you haters saying he would die at 2. Here he is at 93, having dismantled the Byzantines, united the Roman Empire and mended the schism.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 01:51 PM PDT

    I don't think this guy likes me very much.

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 09:55 AM PDT

    King of All The Isles... as 101 Year Old Haestein

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 07:48 AM PDT

    The Celestial Master of the Eastern Roman Empire

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 10:45 AM PDT

    A game where Ireland and Wales united and got the upper hand on England

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 09:05 AM PDT

    AI Erik 'the heathen' became king of sweden and beat Stenkil!!

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 11:13 AM PDT

    Tip: By using the "Explore Character Opinions" button, you can use the character finder in the perspective of any random person. Useful for looking for infidel sub-vassals in your realm.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 11:14 PM PDT

    Having some problems with converting/embracing traditions.

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 10:55 PM PDT

    Didn't know the holy roman empire can form somewhere other than germany

    Posted: 02 Aug 2021 01:29 PM PDT

    Does anybody know what (hidden) means?

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 06:42 AM PDT

    Damn kid

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 10:22 AM PDT

    This game is crazy and chaotic and I love it!

    Posted: 03 Aug 2021 04:25 AM PDT

    I decided to play as the high chiefdom of prussia, immediately converted to catholicism, conquered my way to Brandenburg and Berlin, joined the HRE, about a month after I joined I became emperor for some reason(I literally did nothing to become emperor), inherited a lot of civil wars from the previous ruler, won about half of them(I was not prepared), then finally when I'm at peace the pope calls for a crusade against Jerusalem...but not against the people you think, it's against a NUDIST christian faith, I love this game it's so crazy.

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