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    Crusader Kings Lets not forget how goofy CKII looked 2 years prior to its release

    Crusader Kings Lets not forget how goofy CKII looked 2 years prior to its release


    Lets not forget how goofy CKII looked 2 years prior to its release

    Posted: 07 May 2020 05:49 AM PDT

    Whats the point of eugenics when you can be a cannibal?

    Posted: 07 May 2020 03:20 AM PDT

    Let‘s milk this topic while we‘re at it

    Posted: 07 May 2020 05:54 AM PDT

    A Fire Emblem: Three Houses Mod for Crusader Kings 2 (part II)

    Posted: 07 May 2020 09:59 AM PDT

    A True Christian Knight!

    Posted: 07 May 2020 07:48 AM PDT

    Thank you Hellenic Pantheon, very cool.

    Posted: 07 May 2020 02:55 AM PDT

    Like Taking Candy From A....Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Wrong Baby WRONG BABY

    Posted: 06 May 2020 07:05 PM PDT

    Double Crusade Victor (Event I've never seen before)

    Posted: 07 May 2020 08:02 AM PDT

    I did it! Thanks for everyone for advice, I managed to conquer the north if Hispania as the Duke of Mallorca and gain independance! The stage is set for final Roman restoration!

    Posted: 07 May 2020 12:46 PM PDT

    I didn't even know getting 3 bloodlines as a single character was even possible.

    Posted: 07 May 2020 02:06 AM PDT

    Border Porn

    Posted: 07 May 2020 09:54 AM PDT

    Didn't like how disorganized my kingdom had become. So I revoked EVERYTHING. AKA the story of the the most charitable tyrant.

    Posted: 07 May 2020 06:19 AM PDT

    Playing as king of England but started in Kent in 866.

    I hadn't really payed too much attention to my dukes for about 100 years or so across a couple rulers. I had finally finished a brutal ground war against the emperor of france to press my claim on Flanders so that I could add it to my demense so i could print money.

    I like to keep all of my dukes inside of the duchies and I like them to keep all of the counties in their duchies for themselves. (sometimes for larger duchies you can't stop them from granting a county or two away).

    This leads to a larger number of powerful vassals, but I like to handle them by spying on them and antagonizing them until they slip and i catch them in a plot, then I arrest them. If they end up in a cell then great, leave them there on house arrest for their whole lives. They will hate you but they cant do anything other than live for a long time in your court because they are on house arrest and not in the obuilette or something. I try not to revoke titles to avoid tyranny, and arresting them when they slip ensures that no more than 1 duchy ever rebels at once. (plus they are like piggybanks because you can ransom them on demand for 145 gold a pop. I can wage a 6 month war against a fuckboi duke with a small selection of raised levies from other vassals, then immediately ransom him for 145 gold, and make a profit, and if you do that, you get a truce that lasts for 5 years, so if you fight your own duchies on rotation like one duchy every 2 or 3 years, you always have a rotation of cash and weak vassals). They cant rebel, so you get to have a powerful dukes who are wise with their money because they own several counties, and they aren't a threat for the rest of their lives.

    Anyway, back to the story. I come back to England from France and decide to start conquering the other kingdoms. Problem is Wales is united and owns all of ireland, and scotland is united as well. I decide to go for Wales first because i\I got a lucky couple of fabrications on a duchy and a county, and then I just started pressing claimants for everything in Wales. By then end, I had wales but it was a mess with weird powerful vassals who owned like 1 county in every duchy. I don't like that, and its inefficient, but im impatient. I decided to go the hard but fast route and just do a hard reset, and just started provoking every duke and let plots run wild so I could have dirt on almost all of my dukes at once, then imprisoned them one by one.

    I was able to keep them separated, and by the end every duke was in jail. took about 10 years. I had a lot of prestige from a crusade earlier in my life, so I decided to just revoke everything. They were all in jail so they couldn't say no, but when I had all the titles I was considered some kind of uber tyrant. Revoking over 40 counties and getting a tyranny modifier for every one sure added up fast.

    But it didn't matter how much they hated me. There was nothing they could do. I seized every ancestral land these people had ever known. At the end it was just me and a million minor vassals. Obviously I couldn't just keep everything the game hates it when you do that, so I gave it all away. every duchy had its borders perfect. The kingdom was so organized it was beautiful.

    I gave everything away to unlanded people of my culture and religion who didnt have any other claims. At the end of it all I was not a tyrant because new vassal dont carry over the modifier for tyrannical acts on the old vassals, and all of my new vassals loved me. Puppet governments all the way down to the county level. Wales let me change the inheritance laws right away because no vassals hated me. It was glorious.

    End Story. I dont know anyone personally who plays this game so i dont get to talk about it. Just wanted to share with someone. I cant stop playing this game.

    submitted by /u/Garbonshio
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    Wow Glitterhoof Relax

    Posted: 07 May 2020 03:36 AM PDT

    When Venice asks you to Embargo a Holy Roman Empire vassal republic for the third time.

    Posted: 07 May 2020 12:16 AM PDT

    I did a thing.

    Posted: 07 May 2020 10:49 AM PDT

    Why didn't I get the achievment? Is it because I started as a nomad?

    Posted: 07 May 2020 05:06 AM PDT

    When you're a sultan but you're not all that into it.

    Posted: 06 May 2020 04:21 PM PDT

    When the stars align...

    Posted: 07 May 2020 01:28 PM PDT

    Cursed ck2 timeline - no mods just ironman Hull into England while the world burns. 760 start date

    Posted: 07 May 2020 04:57 AM PDT

    When the AI hates women so much it disinherits its only heirs

    Posted: 07 May 2020 11:51 AM PDT

    A three-way civil war after kicking out the Norwegians.

    Posted: 07 May 2020 05:45 AM PDT

    First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the girls

    Posted: 07 May 2020 09:20 AM PDT

    My 3 year old daughter is a pregnant gladiator?

    Posted: 06 May 2020 09:32 PM PDT

    What the hell could've happened for that to happen? She's also a child of destiny too

    submitted by /u/futureswife
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    why can i not call my vassals into war help

    Posted: 07 May 2020 07:48 AM PDT

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