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    Feudal Friday : November 22 2019

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 09:08 AM PST

    Welcome to another Feudal Friday, a place for you to regale the courts of Europa with your tales. Stories, screenshots and achievements are all welcome.

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    That moment when a 27 year old man loses to a random 5 year old

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 05:51 AM PST

    Ambition was to have a daughter... had 10 sons ��

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 01:33 AM PST

    Made with stacking vassal opinion maluses

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 12:55 PM PST

    *fucking kills a dog*

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 10:04 AM PST

    Welf Welf Welf, what do we have here?

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 09:42 AM PST

    "He's got nine-hundred and ninety-nine faces and he's missing one"

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 09:59 PM PST

    I don't wanna do this, but it's the only way.

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 07:58 AM PST

    The HRE is really pissing me off

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 12:51 AM PST

    These dickheads are a disgrace to the Catholic church.

    The entirety of Spain fell to the Umayyads, classic move. But on top of that they've also taken Aquitaine as well, and what's my boy the HRE doing? Off conquering random parts of Denmark he doesn't even share a land border with. You are the HRE you are supposed to be preventing the muslims from fucking up all of Europe and you're out here slapping some pagans? Bitch Normandy is sunni islam and has been for 150 years you massive cunt, grow a cock and fucking deal with it. You have a 40k levy size and an empire encompassing Middle Francia, Eastern Francia, and Lombardy, and you won't even try to fight them???

    And then the pope calls a crusade for Aquitaine and this little bag of piss doesn't even want to get involved??? Son this is for YOUR FUCKING BENEFIT, I'm sitting here having forged the empire of Germany out of the blood of pagans it doesn't bother me if you don't want to give a fuck about the muslims that are literally on your doorstep, they aren't on my border - this is a matter of principle for me not geopolitical pragmatism - and you aren't even gonna join in on the crusade? Well now the crusade can't go ahead because we aren't strong enough, well done, cheers, sons crying.

    They cucked me, I wanted that sexy crusader title and they absolutely cucked me so they could conquer fucking svartinbartinland. Luckily on one of the subsequent attempts to get a crusade going they actually got involved and we managed to take back aquitaine, for like 5 years, but then the Muslims just take it back without you doing ANYTHING to stop them because you are a massive dickhead.

    Normandy, fucking NORMANDY. How the FUCK did they get Normandy? Actually no, you know what? shit happens, I get it. You had a bad succession and they took advantage of some stray claim or something. But how the fuck did they manage to KEEP NORMANDY FOR 150 YEARS? It's fucking DE JURE UMAYYAD TERRITORY NOW what the fuck.

    "Oowee i want saxony" get in the bin you cretin. Stop playing ping pong with your capital every time your ruler dies, stop killing half your army from attrition in exchange for one random shitty tribal territory, get yourself some self-respect and act like the 'zealous' trait you always seem to have.

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    Apparently Interwar Italy is enough for the HRE

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 10:02 PM PST

    Mommy issues ahoy!

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 10:35 PM PST

    After all these years the grand plan is complete!

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 01:10 AM PST

    Pirates of the Mediterranean: Hermetics Creed (Green Flag)

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 02:17 AM PST

    The most powerful Count in existence

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 10:02 AM PST

    My Random World Created Third Rome

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 09:26 AM PST

    Apparently everybody is allowed in nowadays

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 01:03 AM PST

    My Ironman Ruler managed to live for a century

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 10:51 AM PST

    And fuck italy in particular

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 10:19 PM PST

    You can behave and talk like a cat and people will still treat you like a fellow person, and I think that's very progressive. Except for your vassals, they apparently hate catgirls.

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 09:08 AM PST

    Bene Gesserit bloodline project

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 07:54 PM PST

    Bizarre Exploit Found!

    Posted: 22 Nov 2019 12:01 AM PST

    Bizarre Exploit Found!

    Ok, truth be told, I've known about this odd exploit for a while now, but with Bloodlines added, I thought to check back and see if it still works:

    So, when one restores Israel, they may (if they hold more than one Kingdom, or are an Emperor) destroy the title, which costs 400 prestige (and angers vassals, if it has any De Jure). In a normal game, I can't imagine much reason to destroy it, until one realizes that, if you do, you can just re-restore Israel, which gives you a free 1000 prestige. In a weird Egypt -> Israel run I did back in 2017 I used this exploit to get free prestige when I really needed it, and until the recent Monarch's Journey, I hadn't even played any Jewish leaders, mostly because I find the religion is kinda lackluster in-game.

    So, with Bloodlines, things get a little bit more powerful. Whenever one restores Israel, their current leader gets the accompanying Bloodline. Again, normally, you'd keep the title forever, and all would be well in the world; You get a little bonus to temple vassal opinion, a strong bonus against religious enemies, and you can borrow 600 wealth whenever you like, with no interest!

    Now, before I tried out re-restoring, I had assumed that you could only get the Bloodline once. Turns out, whenever you restore Israel, you get the bloodline again. So, that little bonus to temple vassal opinion is now effectively infinite. So is that bonus against religious enemies. And, assuming you don't mess things up internally, your armies are now invincible (Provided you remain Jewish)

    Also, screenshot is fully Ironman.

    https://preview.redd.it/6vmwuz0s07041.png?width=1484&format=png&auto=webp&s=df20a24fe88f32a3af6555304d5b230021760af0

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    ok........

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 02:21 PM PST

    Catholics? In my CATHOLIC kingdom?

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 04:26 PM PST
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