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    Crusader Kings What a way to go!

    Crusader Kings What a way to go!


    What a way to go!

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 03:01 AM PST

    He has lost family privilege

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 07:52 AM PST

    Hell no I’m not gonna back your plot!

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 10:18 PM PST

    This can't be good.

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 07:11 AM PST

    When you need to be treated by your insane Court Physician.

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 09:05 PM PST

    cursed_order

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 08:25 AM PST

    [OC] Marriage in CK2

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 12:20 PM PST

    i am running a eugenics program i do not have time for your gilf fetish!!!!!

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 04:50 AM PST

    Sometimes the pen is mightier

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 08:53 AM PST

    Thank you me

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 05:35 PM PST

    Mythos mod is fun.

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 06:57 AM PST

    Prepare to die in a 1000 years when I get this claim

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 09:50 AM PST

    CK2: The only game where I give my bear mistress syphilis and then politely tell her to start eating more

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 12:45 AM PST

    435 hours and i think this is the best ruler i ever had.

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 07:12 AM PST

    I posted here asking for some help on tribal governments last week, here are the results! Thanks Reddit :)

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 11:25 AM PST

    boys get on the ships we are kidnapping a child

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 04:55 AM PST

    Sooo... CK3 is officially a Dating Sim now?

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 02:11 PM PST

    I'm not welcome around here no more

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 11:12 AM PST

    Warhammer CK2

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 11:00 PM PST

    I was wondering if it was possible to be Immortal and Incapable in this game, which reminded me of WH40K, so I decided to create this from the famous WH40K intro:

    It is the 14th Century. For more than a hundred years Frederick III has laid Incapable atop the House of Hapsburg. He is the Holy Roman Emperor by the will of the Pope, and holder of a million titles by the purity of his Bloodline. He is a horrific mass of genes writhing incestuously with defects from the Dark Age of Family Intermarriage. He is the Inbred Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand courtiers are banished every day, so that he may never truly die.

    Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal playthrough. Mighty doomstacks cross the border-gore infested lands of The Map, the only route to the Crusades, while vast legions of assassins eliminate children from uncounted mistresses. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Marshal, an Inbred Imbecile who got the job simply because he was too stupid to do anything against him. Frederick's comrades in arms are legion: the demesne troops and countless feudal levies, the Slothful Spymaster and Master Seducer Court Chaplain, to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from factions, plots, and infants.

    To be a noble in such times is to be one amongst untold thousands. It is to live in the most feudal and hereditary society imaginable. These are the games of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for the world is ruled by ignorance and superstition. Forget the promise of progress and healthy breeding, for in the grimdark middle ages there is only war and incest. There is no peace among the vassals, only an eternity of scheming and map-painting, and the laughter of memeing players.

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    "Hey Velký Volhv, who should we pick to lead the defence of our faith from the cross and moon worshippers?" "Eh, let's go with that zealous Christian dude over there, what could possibly go wrong?"

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 10:44 AM PST

    *laughs in demon spawn*

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 09:55 PM PST

    I found Arumba (just with a more chad beard)

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 01:09 AM PST

    France gets a headstart on the colonial game

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 11:58 AM PST

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