Crusader Kings Chad Suomenusko reformation

Chad Suomenusko reformation
The Byzantine Empire conquered the HRE, & most of Europe, then converted entirely to reformed pagan. France is the last light of Catholicism. my armies wage eternal war against unending 30k raiding bands, and every knight order's manpower is almost wiped in a holy war ever few years. This is hell.
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Posted: 19 Apr 2020 03:53 AM PDT

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The Byzantine Empire conquered the HRE, & most of Europe, then converted entirely to reformed pagan. France is the last light of Catholicism. my armies wage eternal war against unending 30k raiding bands, and every knight order's manpower is almost wiped in a holy war ever few years. This is hell.

Posted: 19 Apr 2020 06:31 AM PDT

I started the game as a duke and was working my way up to emperor, and during that time apparently someone really dropped the fucking ball on Catholicism, because the church dropped down to like 20% religious authority which caused countless unending heresies and religious revolts to start happening, the Byzantines took this time to move in and conquer most of europe, including France which I'm part of.

Eventually with murder I overthrew the king, and fought a war of independence against the BE, slowly but eventually winning because they were in a civil war. Apparently at some point after they made contact with Scandinavia, everyone in the BE became secretly reformed pagan, they had until this point been pretty chill letting everyone in europe be catholic, but that changed real fast as everyone under the BE suddenly became pagan.

Now the pope is basically crashing on my fucking couch, there are constantly heresies that my priests must put out like fire burning a pine forest in a drought, all while fighting massive raiding armies that never stop coming, and every single order like the Templars, and the Teutonic order basically are almost wiped out to a few hundred men every couple of years when the entire pagan world declares holy war on me, and I just barely fight them off. Every son I have goes war focus and ends up being 30+ military, amazing duelists and brutally scarred because of the constant unending fighting, and almost none live past 40. I have to go through several lustful wives just to keep up the demand for sons to continue fighting these wars.

This is some fucking warhammer 40k shit, a grim dark future where there is only war.

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Oh my god, Mom! When will you die?!

Posted: 19 Apr 2020 08:47 AM PDT