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    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 02:59 AM PST

    I'm swooning my ass off over here

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 01:42 PM PST

    Here's a real pro tip: If your wife wants to name your baby daughter Ulrich, start find secrets in your court

    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 03:56 AM PST

    Ten sons in a row, that's 1 in 1024 chance! There must be a hidden gene that makes sons or daughters more likely right?

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 11:52 AM PST

    Crusader Blade Winter/Spring Roadmap

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 02:02 AM PST

    My proudest campaign: history doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes.

    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 02:02 AM PST

    I think the pope misunderstood the blessed sacrament..

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 12:56 PM PST

    I feel uncomfortable, idk

    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 03:35 AM PST

    When RC got announced, i made a bet with myself to finish every achievement before its launch. Today, i finally stand victorious!

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 07:03 AM PST

    Everything looks normal, huh?

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 08:41 AM PST

    10 years off, but the Fourth Crusade comes all the same

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 03:58 PM PST

    The Byzantine Emperor is a human raisin

    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 04:38 AM PST

    Are you sure its okay to be Adamite up there in the North??

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 08:20 AM PST

    trust nobody, not even yourself

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 07:21 PM PST

    My son is such a loser

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 08:09 AM PST

    I finally became the king of Bavaria and I realized that I probably wasn't going to form the HRE in my current lifetime. I still wanted to do it so I started stacking my heir to get him in position to make it happen. I just want to list out all of the ways that Karl the Loser managed to lose his way out of an empire

    -Gave him a duchy, lost three years later to a tyranny faction

    -Gave him a different duchy, lost to tyranny faction

    -County, peasant revolt

    At this point wtf

    -Made him chancellor, got weak hooked out of it to someone a few points better so not worth killing

    -Married him to a beautiful princess of Frisia, a few years later realize that they both have blonde hair and all of his children have black hair. Debug, yup, not his

    -Murder him to the throne of Frisia, lost four years later to tyranny faction

    -War for Frisia and put him on the throne, lost to pretender revolt

    At this point I don't even know what to do with this loser because he has better stats than his brothers

    -cheated on his beautiful wife with a craven/hunchbacked 54 year old lowborn courtier and was outed almost immediately

    -put him as Marshall, not totally his fault but I lost a war with him as Marshall so we'll let the buck stop with him

    -His beautiful wife starts spiralling and outs that basically none of her children are his

    -He challenges the guy (some duke, idk) to a duel.

    -this moron has 8 prowess, the guy he's challenging has 22. Loses the duel and dies from his injuries

    His brother who was just a quiet, shy dude with high stewardship becomes my heir. That guy was a baller. Fought 20 wars and formed the HRE. One of those 20 wars? Yup, you guessed it, Karl the Loser's illegitimate loser son taking a shot at the throne. Karl the loser managed to lose from beyond the grave.

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    I just want to show my beautiful half zaghawa half nubian granddaughter who married a Greek man

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 02:14 PM PST

    Guide to Creating Vassals in CK3

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 11:33 PM PST

    QUICK GUIDE:

    • Tribal Vassals
      • Have a County that isn't feudalized and grant that to some courtier.

    ​

    • Feudal Vassals
      • Have a county that is Feudal and grant to some courtier.

    ​

    (Basic shit everybody knows.)

    ​

    • Clan Vassal
      • Have a county that is a Clan and grant it to some muslim courtier.
        • (CAN work with other religions, but might turn that vassal feudal.)

    ​

    • Republic Vassal
      • Have county with a city and grant that citys owner a county with a city.
        • (Only grant ONE county at first, because they might turn feudal otherwise.)

    (Common knowledge for experienced people, but not people starting the game.)

    ​

    • Theocratic Vassals (Temporal/Spiritual Revocable Version)
      • Have county with a temple.
      • Be available to revoke your chaplains/clerics position from the Council.
      • Pause the game.
      • Revoke the position of the chaplain/cleric.
        • (being your court chaplain/cleric prevents characters gaining titles.)
      • The new chaplain/cleric hasn't taken over the temple holding yet, because the game is paused.
      • Grant the temple holder a county now that he isn't your chaplain/cleric.
        • (preferably one to avoid possible Feudal turning.)

    ​

    • Theocratic Vassals (Spiritual Life Version/Basically Catholics.)
      • Have a neighbouring county that isn't yours, that has a temple.
      • Declare war on that county.
      • Get 100% war score and pause the game.
      • Enforce Demands while paused.
      • Your chaplain/cleric should not have taken the control of the temple yet, because the game is paused.
      • The Temple has given to random courtier for that split second before your chaplain/cleric takes control of that temple.
      • Grant the temples holder a county with a temple.
        • (probably the one you just conquered. Also give only ONE county, because they might turn feudal.)

    (Advanced knowledge you maybe not known.)

    ​

    • Theocratic Vassals (Head of Faith vassal.)
      • Have faith with spiritual head of faith title, that has not been created.
        • (can be existing one or custom faith you're about to create.)
      • Have a theocratic vassal and faith with a temporal clergy appointment.
      • Grant a theocratic vassal the position of your court chaplain/cleric.
      • Create the Head of Faith Title and the title will be given to the prominent priest of your realm aka your court chaplain/cleric.
        • (If you're creating new faith make sure your theocratic vassal that is you court chaplain/cleric converts to your custom faith or it wont work.)
        • (If you're creating new faith and have ONE or more holy sites the Spiritual Head of Faith is created automatically, be aware of that.)

    (Some Secret Knowledge From Your Generous Liege.)

    ​

    If i am incorrect be free to correct me in comments. This is just how i manage to make them and might not work anymore.

    Have a nice day.

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    Work in progress: The new map I might use for my crusader kings board game. Currently the game has 4361 pieces. This map would bump that up to over 6000!

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 09:04 AM PST

    The short story of Gyla, the woman who only knew loss.

    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 04:20 AM PST

    Gyla, Taking the role of a chieftess from a young age, she was a skilled physician and poet. She had a lust for men and power, and albeit they both were fulfilled, they couldn't save her.

    Through the years her lust grew, and she accumulated many lovers in her realm. Most were her champions, who fought for her as she aided her liege times and times again. As her age grew, so did the amount of children she bore. But the gods didn't favor her. Every young son she bore would end up dead by disease, except for one, who grew up and a had a child of his own... until he was struck down in combat.

    Now, an old lady past her prime, she attempted suicide. She did not wish to know more loss. Despite the actions of her old friend she still went through with it... and failed. Her guards did too good of a job.

    From her failure, she would try to live with herself, but the actions of her past came back to haunt her. As her old lovers died, her affairs were still revealed to the public. Despite being an avid confider, she suffered a mental breakdown in prison, and lost her sanity. After she got out of prison, she launched a number of murder schemes. One of these were revealed, and she was hated for murdering a young Jarl.

    A couple years later, as she invites the sweet release of death, there is an uprising in her realm. Gyla's grandson and a few other chieftains rebel against her. While she is weak, she still manages to defeat them. Gyla didn't think straight at this point, as she executed her 10 year old Grandson.

    As if it couldn't get worse, one of her younger daughters died in childbirth. Being driven over the edge once again, she did a horrible thing: stuffing her dead daughter.

    Shortly afterwards, she had a brief clarity in her mind. She had to try again. Gyla prepared to take her own life again, but this time with a knife. An old lover came to stop her, but she proceeded. It was a failure. Her guards stopped her once again.

    Now, barely alive, barely dead, she waited and waited. But whilst waiting, she decided to wage war against the Finns. It was in the middle of this war that her heart ultimately gave up. She died an old, sad, lonely woman. She could not escape the loss of others.

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    Are there any 'Big Bosnia' stans in the house tonight?

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 05:44 AM PST

    This is why we play this game, don't we.

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 06:52 PM PST

    This is why we play this game, don't we.

    R5: Bedouin (and later Greek) Ukonuskos in Egypt. Don't know how they got there, probably never will. No unusually weird mods or debug stuff going on. If you have any idea, for the love of Perkele let me know. Just needed to share this with you guys.

    Once upon a time, there was a mighty Ash'ari Arabian Empire...until, one day, it wasn't.

    Ten years later, the dynasty had changed (this fella is not related to the guy above), but the ruler's faith remains.

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    Whenever you don't play in Europe

    Posted: 23 Jan 2022 04:45 AM PST

    Can someone please explain this to me?

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 07:46 AM PST

    Starting yet again as the Karlings in 1066, I revived the wrong empire

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 01:30 AM PST

    After 90 hours I've finally created my first empire, the North Sea empire no less!

    Posted: 22 Jan 2022 04:33 AM PST
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